Let’s say you’re a highway superintendent enjoying your morning coffee when BAM! – you get word that a utility crew is planning to slice up your freshly paved road like it’s a sheet cake at a church picnic. Can you stop them?

Well… you can try. And if you play your cards right, you might even succeed, at least temporarily.

Utilities: The Houseguests Who Never Leave

Utility companies are kind of like your in-laws. They have a legal right to be there, and they’re not asking for your opinion. Whether it’s water, gas, electric, or the fiber-optic wizardry no one really understands, these guys are invited by state law to work in the public right-of-way.

But just because they’re allowed to be there doesn’t mean they get to do whatever they want, whenever they want, with no pants on. That’s where you come in.

Your Secret Weapons: Permits, Policies, and Good Old Bureaucracy

Most towns (or at least the smart ones) require a road opening permit. That’s your golden ticket. No permit? No diggy-diggy.

You can also slow them down with:

• A nicely worded moratorium (“Thou shalt not cut any road paved in the last five years.”)
• Restoration requirements (“If you cut it, you fix it, better than you found it.”)
• Timing restrictions (“You’re not trenching Main Street during the Fourth of July parade, fellas.”)

When Saying “No” Is a Bad Idea

Let’s be real: you can’t flat-out forbid them from making a road cut forever. If they’ve got a franchise, easement, or state permission, you have to let them in eventually. (Remember, utilities don’t want to dig up your road. It’s expensive for them, too.)

If you just say “Nope” with no reason, they’ll go over your head, probably to the Public Service Commission or your town board, and you’ll get a stern phone call, or worse, a room full of grumpy suits with clipboards.

Pro Tips from the Road

• Keep your laws tight: If your town doesn’t already have a road cut permit law, ask your board to pass one. (Yes, it will take six months and twelve meetings. Yes, it’s still worth it.)
• Get cozy with the utilities: The more you communicate, the fewer surprise excavations you’ll deal with.
• Document everything: When you deny or delay, do it in writing. Bonus points if you can cite chapter and verse from your local code.

Stopping a utility from making a road cut is like trying to stop a teenager from sneaking out, if you can’t completely prevent it, at least make it really inconvenient.

You’re the guardian of the pavement. Be firm. Be fair. And remember: you may not always win the battle, but with the right rules in place, you’ll win the war on sloppy trench repairs.